The "Straight Talk Express" McCrashes

McCain's tour bus has seen better days. It apparently crashed into a mini-van in Florida and has also been given a tattoo on the rear bumper in the form of an Obama bumper sticker. I hope the person who was able to sneak up to the bus and slap that sticker on wins this Saturday's SuperLotto jackpot! See Keith Olbermann's video below in Exhibit D.

I'm not quite sure what happened to John McCain. Four years ago, this man had everyone practically eating out of his hand. He was admired by many, disliked by few. The last few years however, have proven to show us a McBushier John McCain. His candidacy is truly pitiful! The laundry list is entirely too long to post, but here are just a few examples.

Exhibit A (Classic example of 1. How well he thinks on his feet & 2. What specifically he's done to improve the lives of African Americans...


Progressive Accountability reports that when McCain finally did answer, he distorted his record. Click the link to read about McCain voting against having the MLK holiday.

Exhibit B (McCain Suggests Wife Participate in Topless Contest that also involves...bananas. Yes, bananas.)


I'm surprised that what he said was actually prepared for him. The fact that he was reading copy from the music stand suggests that he already knew what he was going to say or that he had no idea what he was about to say. Not sure which is worse.

I'm not surprised however, that he treats his wife with such disrespect. Who could forget about the profane tirade in which he referred to his wife as a "*unt"? And since that "C U Next Tuesday" comment, he's even made an awkward wife-beating joke during an interview with the Las Vegas Sun.

Exhibit C (Is McCain as stupid as McBush?)

Be sure to listen for the brilliant biker who's revving his engine after McCain proclaims that he'll "drill right here, right now!" He then goes on to insult Obama for suggesting people inflate their tires. Someone better offer the man some ketchup for the foot he doesn't know he'll be eating within 24 hours.


His concession can be heard in the following clip.

Exhibit D (McCain poked fun at Obama for suggesting that properly inflated tires would help drivers to improve their gas mileage, launched a negative attack ad against Obama, THEN did a complete U-Turn and actually conceded that Obama was correct in stating that properly inflated tires would help drivers to improve their gas mileage. )

Check out the clip courtesy of Countdown with Keith Olbermann, the only journalist who seems to hold everyone accountable.




Ridiculous!